trust
so tired of everything i know we all make mistakes and we all fall down but really falling is so easy its the geting up part that sucks... when people say its ok they really dont mean it.... because they dont know what u went through really and yeah i kow God's in controll for all that happens in out lives but really... what do u do in times like this pray?? yeah i know already did that but what about when u are mad at ur self and some just totaly said something stupid than what do u do:P nothing. cry?? but than if u cry people say ur in college grow up :P than?? nothing thats right u do nothing at all and feel all bad an crapy inside and not say a thing and let urself have a bad day and keep feelin angry at urself. man really iam feel like crap right now!!!! yeah......... so it ok u gave it ur best it will be ok is all baaaloni!!! dosnt work in real like. whatever!!!!!!!!!! u cant have a sof heart in real life infact its pointless being nice and goining out of ur way for something that u desire........... well i said it there u go now go ahead and think its iam mean but really iam so sick and tired of myself and keep giving it my all an not see anything happen iam pissed off!! not at people but at myself and there u have it thats all i have to say whatever this suck!!!!
Monday, April 30, 2007
Sunday, April 29, 2007
sunday
k so its sunday today and i have another week to go.............. till summer semester :P hehe yeah lookin foward to that.. k so ur woundering why em i talking about this well u see i found out that people dont visit my blog after a week or so when i dont ungrade it...... heheh so yeah iam just typing for fun here nothing important :P lol. oh and this new windows vista thing rocks so awesome :D:D:D anywho i think i have better things to do than to type my blo like this right now:P i feel so bad cuz i am like wastinf so much time here:P hehe i dont usually do this..... lets see what else i think thats all for now and the person who is reading this remember u are funny!...funny lookin!!!!! lol.. yeha i need to do that with simi it sounds better :P lol....heheh anywho take care people :D:D:D:D:D:D
Friday, April 27, 2007
kids say the cutest things
hey guys this is soooo cute wounder where they get this from :D hehe these are actually asked by kids :D:D:D
when asked these were the things that the kids say about Beauty:
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." -- Anita, age 8
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." -- Christine, age 9
"It isn't always how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything, and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." -- Brian, age 7
love
"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up." -- Sarah, age 9
See if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." -- John, age 9
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7
"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when Dinosaurs is on television." -- Jill, age 6
"One of the people has freckles, and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." -- Andrew, age 6
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." -- Ava, age 8
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!" -- Ricky, age 7
"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love." -- Erin, age 8
Strategies For Making People Fall In Love With You:
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." -- Del, age 6
"Shake your hips and hope for the best." -- Camille, age 9
"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there." -- Manuel, age 8
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." -- Alonzo, age 9
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." -- Bart, age 9
The Best Age To Get Married:
"Twenty three is the best age because you know the person forever by then." -- Cam, age 10
"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married!" -- Freddie, age 6
Why People In Love Often Hold Hands:
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them." -- Gavin, age 8
"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing." -- John, age 9
Titles of Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Loved One:
"'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'" -- Eddie, age 6
"'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'" -- Larry, age 8
"'I Am In Love With You Most of the Time, But Don't Bother Me When I'm With My Friends.'" -- Bob, age 9
"'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'" -- Arnold, age 10
"'Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo On My Mind.'" -- Sharon, age 9
"'Hey, Baby, I Don't Like Girls, But I'm Willing To Forget You Are One!'" -- Will, age 7
LOL so there u have it lol.. kids and their thoughts on love and stuff lol... ahah its sooo funny :D:D:
when asked these were the things that the kids say about Beauty:
"If you want to be loved by somebody who isn't already in your family, it doesn't hurt to be beautiful." -- Anita, age 8
"Beauty is skin deep. But how rich you are can last a long time." -- Christine, age 9
"It isn't always how you look. Look at me. I'm handsome like anything, and I haven't got anybody to marry me yet." -- Brian, age 7
love
"Romantic adults usually are all dressed up, so if they are just wearing jeans it might mean they used to go out or they just broke up." -- Sarah, age 9
See if the man picks up the check. That's how you can tell if he's in love." -- John, age 9
"If falling in love is anything like learning how to spell, I don't want to do it. It takes too long." -- Glenn, age 7
"Love is like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." -- John, age 9
"I think you're supposed to get shot with an arrow or something, but the rest of it isn't supposed to be so painful." -- Manuel, age 8
"No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular." -- Mae, age 9
"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too." -- Greg, age 8
"I'm in favor of love as long as it doesn't happen when Dinosaurs is on television." -- Jill, age 6
"One of the people has freckles, and so he finds somebody else who has freckles too." -- Andrew, age 6
"My mother says to look for a man who is kind. That's what I'll do. I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." -- Carolyn, age 8
"It gives me a headache to think about that stuff. I'm just a kid. I don't need that kind of trouble." -- Kenny, age 7
"One of you should know how to write a check. Because, even if you have tons of love, there is still going to be a lot of bills." -- Ava, age 8
"Tell your wife that she looks pretty even if she looks like a truck!" -- Ricky, age 7
"Don't forget your wife's name. That will mess up the love." -- Erin, age 8
Strategies For Making People Fall In Love With You:
"Tell them that you own a whole bunch of candy stores." -- Del, age 6
"Shake your hips and hope for the best." -- Camille, age 9
"Yell out that you love them at the top of your lungs...and don't worry if their parents are right there." -- Manuel, age 8
"Don't do things like have smelly, green sneakers. You might get attention, but attention ain't the same thing as love." -- Alonzo, age 9
"One way is to take the girl out to eat. Make sure it's something she likes to eat. French fries usually works for me." -- Bart, age 9
The Best Age To Get Married:
"Twenty three is the best age because you know the person forever by then." -- Cam, age 10
"No age is good to get married at. You got to be a fool to get married!" -- Freddie, age 6
Why People In Love Often Hold Hands:
"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off, because they paid good money for them." -- Gavin, age 8
"They are just practicing for when they might have to walk down the aisle someday and do the holy matchimony thing." -- John, age 9
Titles of Love Ballads You Can Sing To Your Loved One:
"'I Love Hamburgers, I Like You!'" -- Eddie, age 6
"'You Are My Darling Even Though You Also Know My Sister.'" -- Larry, age 8
"'I Am In Love With You Most of the Time, But Don't Bother Me When I'm With My Friends.'" -- Bob, age 9
"'How Do I Love Thee When You're Always Picking Your Nose?'" -- Arnold, age 10
"'Honey, I Got Your Curly Hair and Your Nintendo On My Mind.'" -- Sharon, age 9
"'Hey, Baby, I Don't Like Girls, But I'm Willing To Forget You Are One!'" -- Will, age 7
LOL so there u have it lol.. kids and their thoughts on love and stuff lol... ahah its sooo funny :D:D:
Wednesday, April 25, 2007
law lol...
ok for those of u how think law is boring well its not there are pretty funny stuff that happens in a court room. like the questions that are asked there lol.. really lol... so if anyone of u want to do law anywhere in the world really consider it cuz its supper fun :) below are some of the questions that were asked in a kynanan courtroom its soooo funny well i thought it was :):):):)
FUNNY!
Here are some Kenyan court room moments. Reported in the Nairobi Bar Association Lawyers monthly Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by lawyers during trials and, in certain cases, the some responses given by insightful witnesses:
1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"
5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
6. "Did he kill you?"
7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
9. "How many times have you committed suicide?" (by Amos Wako)
10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?" A: "Yes." Q: "And what were you doing at that time?" (Ochieng Ondeyo > Advocates)
11. Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None." Q: "Were there any girls?" (Mugo Muriuki & Co.)
12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?" A: "Yes." Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?" (Kanyi Advocates)
13. Q: "Mr. Kimani, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? A: "I went to Europe, sir." Q: "And you took your new wife?"
14. Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?" A: "By death."Q: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
15. Q: "Can you describe the individual?" A: "He was about medium height and had a beard." Q: "Was this a male or female?"
16. Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice, which I sent to your lawyer?" A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work."
17. Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?" A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."
18. Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?" A: "Oral."Q: "How old are you?" A: "Oral"
19. Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?" A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m." Q: "And Mr. Mbogori was dead at the time?" A: "! No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy."
haha well if u paid attention they were a bit tricky but thats what makes it funny :) hope u enjoyed it
FUNNY!
Here are some Kenyan court room moments. Reported in the Nairobi Bar Association Lawyers monthly Journal, the following are questions actually asked of witnesses by lawyers during trials and, in certain cases, the some responses given by insightful witnesses:
1. "Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?"
2. "The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?"
3. "Were you present when your picture was taken?"
4. "Were you alone or by yourself?"
5. "Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?"
6. "Did he kill you?"
7. "How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?"
8. "You were there until the time you left, is that true?"
9. "How many times have you committed suicide?" (by Amos Wako)
10. Q: "So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?" A: "Yes." Q: "And what were you doing at that time?" (Ochieng Ondeyo > Advocates)
11. Q: "She had three children, right?"
A: "Yes."
Q: "How many were boys?"
A: "None." Q: "Were there any girls?" (Mugo Muriuki & Co.)
12. Q: "You say the stairs went down to the basement?" A: "Yes." Q: "And these stairs, did they go up also?" (Kanyi Advocates)
13. Q: "Mr. Kimani, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? A: "I went to Europe, sir." Q: "And you took your new wife?"
14. Q: "How was your first marriage terminated?" A: "By death."Q: "And by whose death was it terminated?"
15. Q: "Can you describe the individual?" A: "He was about medium height and had a beard." Q: "Was this a male or female?"
16. Q: "Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice, which I sent to your lawyer?" A: "No, this is how I dress when I go to work."
17. Q: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?" A: "All my autopsies are performed on dead people."
18. Q: "All your responses must be oral, OK? What school did you go to?" A: "Oral."Q: "How old are you?" A: "Oral"
19. Q: "Do you recall the time that you examined the body?" A: "The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m." Q: "And Mr. Mbogori was dead at the time?" A: "! No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy."
haha well if u paid attention they were a bit tricky but thats what makes it funny :) hope u enjoyed it
lession
well here is something interesting :)
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding. The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story ? If you try to please everyone, you might as well... Kiss your ass goodbye
An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked. As they went along they passed some people who remarked it was a shame the old man was walking & the boy was riding. The man & boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions. Later, they passed some people that remarked, "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk." They then decided they both would walk! Soon they passed some more people who thought they were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to ride. So, they both rode the donkey. Now they passed some people that shamed them by saying how awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy & man said they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey. As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the animal & he fell into the river and drowned. The moral of the story ? If you try to please everyone, you might as well... Kiss your ass goodbye
I need ideas
so yeah any ideas people of what i should put on my blog??? i cant think of any :P lol........... iam board........ like really really board..... oh wait the PMC convention is coming up so excited for that which is awesome lol.. something to look forward to lol... oh and school yeah school will start soon :P kkk never mind seee how board iam.... so board that i want to go back to school :p hahah okkkkkkkk i will stop now
heheeeeeeeeeeeee
guess what people!!!! i am done my 1st year in kwantlen yeah yeha yeah ...... well i finieshed it now iam on break for a whole week man thats like gold heheh anywho just wanted to share the joy thats all.............. hehe ok write more later now i have time to update my profile :) that should be good hehe wont be that borining anymore k take care people :)
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